Per your wife’s instructions, I believe its 20-10, not 30.
Didn’t need the mud butt illustration. Need more information on how I can increase the speed of my farts. I can never hit more than 5 mph on the radar gun.
What is the average PSI of a fart at the point of release? I realize that internal pressure applied to the abdomen at the time of expulsion is a determining factor, what other factors are relevant? – Gasiously Yours….Berticus
Per your wife’s instructions, I believe its 20-10, not 30.
Didn’t need the mud butt illustration. Need more information on how I can increase the speed of my farts. I can never hit more than 5 mph on the radar gun.
Increasing the speed of your farts also increases the chances of producing mudbutt or hershey squirts.
The SBD illustration looks more like a dancer than a ninja. But I guess dancers can be deadly, too.
Interesting to me that a post about farts can follow a post about underregulation. Thanks for the variety.
I am anonymous. Need my credit!
Hilarious!! Where do you come up with this stuff? I mean, I see your source, but this is so random.
I feel your post should have the song, “The first four letters of farther” playing in the backround
Too funny! Who knew you can fart when you’re dead?!? How did they figure that one out. And how alarming to be the person to figure it out!
Harley, thanks for the valuable info. From now on I am blaming it on the termites.
What is the average PSI of a fart at the point of release? I realize that internal pressure applied to the abdomen at the time of expulsion is a determining factor, what other factors are relevant? – Gasiously Yours….Berticus